What if 6 turned out to be 9?

What if...
every cop is a criminal
and all the sinners saints?

By zwoof at 2008-04-26

Since 1975, I have needed one stinking Algebra class for a second degree in Journalism.  I tried several times and had to withdraw from the class.  Since I already had a gig with an ABC affiliate, I blew it off and began my career.

Perhaps there is hope for me.  If they are teaching this "new Hillary Math" in college, perhaps I can get my sheepskin. It seems that you can just make up shit now and it's OK.

On second thought, I really don't want to be a journalist again (I retired during the OJ trial when being a reporter was rated just below Repo Man in job respectability polls) . Although it appears that it is a very easy job these days (just speel check the memo, turn it in and show up on payday), I feel it would be a downward move from my current profession of painting rat turds  white and selling them for rice.

On third thought, given the current state of journalism, reporting and rat shit painting appear to be very similar, so I guess it would actually be a lateral move. My perks are a little better however, as I get to wear gloves while I'm painting rat feces.

So, now I'm homeschooling myself in this new math. Would someone please help me check my homework?

(T) (F)  1,579 is greater than 1,721
(T) (F)  9.2 rounds out to 10      
(T) (F)  13,917,393 is greater than 14,418,691

Bonus geography question (+5 points)
(T) (F)  America has 27 states

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